Why aren't you a Trump supporter?

I know that sounds DO NOT cause cancer.

I actually pay taxes

Those are a few reasons off the top of my head. How ’bout you?

Microsoft's OpenAI partnership is fraying at the seams - Axios

I understand how hurricane paths work

I don’t believe that Saudi Arabia and Russia “will vedoop bedeep uhhhh”

I don’t buy bullshit

Gene mutation found in the bacterium behind the Black Death helped plague conquer the world, scientists say - CNN

I know what Nikki Haley’s authority with the National Guard is

I can read

I don’t watch or listen to advertising

Trump said he was giving Iran a window to come to the table. He struck 2 days later. - ABC News - Breaking News, Latest News and Videos

It’s uncool to set up soft porn pics with your own preteen daughter

authoritarians can get down on the floor and bite my ass, yesterday

I don’t pretend not to know who David Dooky is just because he can deliver votes

NASA Might Have Accidentally Landed Near A Volcano On Mars - IFLScience

It’s uncool to lurk around teenage girls’ dressing rooms

I don’t hide in my hotel room while everybody else keeps the appointed time and place because my hair might get wet

I’ve never tried to pretend the word would means wouldn’t

Why does the God of the Bible condemn homosexual acts?

I don’t believe there is a fucking “president of the Virgin Islands”

Let us count the ways. Captain Obvious says:

I don’t respect shameless hucksters who try to sell a vitamin where you have to mail in your pee

Scientists Just Found the Oldest Barred Spiral Galaxy – And It’s a Monster - SciTechDaily

I don’t call Tim Cook “Tim Apple” and if I do I don’t deny what’s right there on the videotape because I’m too much of a fucking WIMP to handle Reality

I took the same Oath and took it seriously

I know that he didn’t run against “Obamna”

This galaxy cluster has mysterious cosmic tendrils over 200,000 light-years long (image) - Space

I have complete contempt for fakery

I see through liars

When a reporter declines to join me in the rooftops fantasy I don’t go on stage and gyrate to mock his congenital disability

Japanese company blames laser tool for its 2nd crash landing on the moon - AP News

I don’t believe Nazis, Klan klowns and white supremacists chanting “Jews will not replace us” comprise “very fine people”

I know who the president of Turkey really is

I know the difference between “George Bush” and “Jeb Bush”

Dad Assumed Tingling in His Hands Was Just Pins and Needles. Days Later, He Was Paralyzed: ‘Had to Sleep with My Eyes Open’ - AOL.com

I don’t run and hide from a debate like a fucking WIMP just becuase some moderator asked pointed questions

If someone works for me, I actually pay them

I have a reading level above third grade

What are the latest trends in artificial intelligence for 2024?

EVEN FUCKING MIKE PENCE understands that

A real man doesn’t grab women by the p***y

I have complete contempt for intentional stupidity

How did China invent gunpowder but it was the European nations that went out and “conquered the world using firearms”?

I respect women and don’t respect those who don’t

I don’t respect a sleazeball who lies about his height just so he can lie about his weight

I don’t believe in asking the people of Iowa “how stupid are the people of Iowa”

Do you think some men have sex with prostitutes because they're too afraid to talk to women? Money does the talking for them.

I don’t cotton to rapists

When I go Greenland shopping and Denmark says no I don’t melt down like a fucking WIMP

I have no sicko desire to control women or have a bizarro hangup with “blood”

Nvidia tops Microsoft, regains most valuable company title for first time since January - CNBC

I understand that you can’t inject bleach or light

I have an acute aversion to scumbags

I don’t buy made-up stories of “thousands and thousands of people dancing on rooftops”

Hometown hero: Suárez soaks up the spotlight in Mexico City - NASCAR.com

I understand that you can’t just fucking nuke a hurricane

I respect other cultures and don’t respect those who don’t

I have complete contempt for traitorism

I don’t believe the way to respond to a hurricane is to call a press conference to describe it as “wet from the standpoint of water”, to distribute Play Doh, or to stand at a podium throwing rolls of paper towels as if they were bottles of ketchup

I understand historical events enough to know there were no airports in the eighteenth century, that Canada didn’t burn the White House half a century before it existed and that World War Two already happened

I didn’t get out of military service with fucking “bone spurs” that I paid a doctor to write

I know that if I or anyone I know commits a crime we’ll go to the clink

I know the difference between “give me your tired, your poor” and “they’re poisoning our blood”

I understand that when you lose an election you step the fuck aside and take it like a man rather than invade the Capitol while your loss is being made official just because you’re a fucking snowflake WIMP

I know there’s no such thing as invisible planes

I have complete contempt for fraudsters, and even less for repeat ones

I can count

I understand geography enough to know that Belgium is not a “beautiful city”, that Paris is not in fucking Germany, that India does share a border with China, that that border is peppered with Bhutan and Nepal, not “Button” and “Nipple”, that time zones exist, that “shithole countries” do not, that “England” and “the UK” are not the same thing, that you cannot build a wall in Colorado to keep out New Mexico, and that the Bronx is not and has never been “a very wonderful place in fucking Germany”

Fuck that piece of orange shit, fuck his idiocracy, fuck his sexism, fuck his racism, fuck his religionism, fuck his divisionism, fuck his lying, fuck his orange face paint, fuck his worship of Cult of Ignorance, fuck his Cult, fuck his jingoistic horseshit, fuck his manuipulations, fuck his toddler-age WIMPism, fuck his fucked-up values of ME ME ME and did I mention ME, and fuck him personally with a giant razor sharp dildo that’s been preheated to 204.7° F and built to the dimensions of the Washington Monument. Slowly.

I don’t hold serial bankrupters in high regard

I know the difference between Sioux City and Sioux Falls and even Sioux Center